'Twas Brillig Part Three

'Twas Brillig When These Thoughts Arose
Part Three
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Well you took your time. Oh don't look at me like that, it's true. I am not being rude. No. You lie. Why am I- Why am I upset? You left me to save a mortally wounded being alone! A little help would have been nice! Yes they do, hats have feelings just as much as you or I or the next plum pudding. Yes it does. Must you attempt to contradict everything I say? But you do! Oh why can't you just –AAGGHH! Don't move! Don't-don't-don't move…. _{at all… not even a} ^{ACKAPTU-YOU-MOVED!} _{Isaiddon'tmove.} Stay very still. _{Very…still. Don't even think about look}- ^{WOMAN FOR THE LOVE OF TEA I SAID DON'T LOOK.} Now it knows that we know that it knows that you know that I know that it knows that we know it has been spotted. Do not mock me! Oh yes, it may look like some innocent little fluffy woodland creature, but I assure you madam, that is no mere chipmunk.  That is the Devil incarnate. ^{YOU HEAR ME, YOU RUDDY FLUFFY DEMON SPAWN! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SCONES! I SAW YOU!} Blasted little- take THAT! & That! HA! RUN YOU TEAVING MONSTER! RUN! ^{AH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!} Now where were-? OW! What was-?! I did not! Why would I throw your shoe at that beast? Wh-now wait just one moment! Just because it somehow ended up over there does not mean that I am to blame! That accursed fluffy atrocity must have done it. You should be thanking me, for were it not for my brave frontal assault, it would have succeeded its dastardly scheme in stealing your- oh my… O-oh nothing. No. Uah, here, let me just go… and get… yes that… _{thingrightoverthere.} There. Well, ah-ha, I just became aware of what lovely ankles you have.
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